the trouble is I don't even know how I got them ... one minute I didn't have them the next minute I turn around and I can't breathe.
The icy rain is coming down and it looks like snow on the ground, it sounded like the glass in my window was breaking [I thought "shit I can't sleep in my bed tonight" the fright of it all must have given me hiccups] as I looked out my window in awe of the snow likeness of it all 
I thought "did I just see it ... oh I wish I could see it falling" and then it started coming down harder so I leaned away from the window a little in an "oh shit is that hail coming at my face" kind of way and decided to say to myself "I wish it was snow " repeatedly. That's when I saw the lightning. I do really want to go run around in snowy looking outdoors but I don't fancy falling on my ass and being struck by lightning at 3:30 in the am.
These hiccups are terrible I'm afraid I'm going to vomit. Now it's just pouring down icy hellish rain . The sky is a pretty purplish type colour with increasingly frequent white blue lighting bolts darting through ... is this a bad 80's music video? My hair isn't big enough right now so I guess not :\
I'm kind of tired but these damn hiccups and this stupid ice storm are ruining my life. I can't even listen to the beatles christmas record outtakes and things on youtube because of these hiccups ... or start developing a Liverpudlian accent. You know just the other day I perfected an awesome godfather type mobbish voice ... it's pretty great. I was playing around with the southern accent I can do but mid way through I lost it to a new jersey type accent that was more than a little annoying ... I lost it every time I said the word "mobster" [What? I was watching a pretty boring hour of al capone nonsense that I've probably seen before on the history channel.]
I miss going to the park and playing in the rain ... and wandering around the base like crack addicts all hopped up on vamp at some random hour of the night.
Right now I'm kind of wondering why in the hell I got the windex out the other day ... and why it's still sitting out. huh. AHHHHDjhdkjhkjhsfuesfkj fuckign hiccups. It's not just that I feel like I can't breathe because I can't it's because they're really loud on top of everything else. How obnoxious of my hiccups ... I might need an excedrin ... it's times like these that I thank invisible things that I'm not a christian scientist. Hey, I think the rain has stopped .. and maybe my hiccups. I feel faint. No, seriously I feel a little dizzy. Were my hiccups brought on by my ability to slightly control the weather? With your powers combined am I really Captain Planet? Have I just come off a Captain Planet power high? ...yes that must be it the adrenalin is wearing off from putting asunder bad guys that like to loot and plunder. I should rest Oklahoma is in a state of emergency I guess fuck that idea captain planet powers will get me no where fighting mother nature that's just stupid I should think things through before typing them.
HO SHIT GUYS! I have a bruise!!!!!! Man, I don't remember the last time I had a bruise ... well I do but it went away like five minutes later. That's crazy it's like a maroon-ish burgundy. How exciting. I'm sorry if you guys find this totally bizarre but I seriously rarely bruise ... I once ran down the stairs as fast as I could and launched myself on to the love seat and collided with the arm on the opposite side full force knocking the air out of my wee little lungs just to answer the phone. There wasn't a bruise on me. But today I kind of fall down, hurt for half a second and there's a bruise? What kind of crazy shit is this? And how did I not notice this earlier? I took a picture just now and guess what ... TWO BRUISES!
this is ridiculous .. but at least my hiccups are gone.