So I've been putting off sending out this random piece of mail and I thought "Oh it's early enough to put the mail out! Eh ... looks a little cold" I grabbed my big red pea coat and walked outside. Now the ground looks wet and I keep walking, being careful not to splash seeing as I was wearing my slip on canvas vans type shoes, and then BAM fell down right in front of the door ... and then sort of half hobbled to the mail box and prayed to everything in the sky that I didn't fall on the sidewalk in front of the mail box. Then my mom calls to see if my sister is home, she isn't, and I tell her about me falling on my ass she laughs and tells me I didn't take out the netflix.
I grab the netflix, put my coat back on, and step out on the grass thinking it will be way less slick ... and then a big gust of icy wet wind nearly pushes me over.
IT'S BEEN SO WARM WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GLORIOUS GLOBAL WARMING?!
I hate Oklahoman winters. I wanna be back in California where it gets cold but at least I know what to expect [where icy sidewalks look icy] and never have to hear the sound of frozen tree limbs crashing down in the middle of the wintery silent night.