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I have a tingling feeling from the knee down ... maybe I should sit like a normal person.



It's starting to hurt :\ I think in a few moments I'll lose all feeling in my lower extremities erm well yeah my hip is starting to go so maybe but it's just my right hip ... my feet hurt ... they tingle like I've put my feet in frozen sand. I'm only guessing because I've never been near enough to frozen sand that I could take my shoes off and stick my tiny feet in to it. I think I should move but I'm pretty sure I'm stuck ... I need to move so I can convince someone to take me to The Pennys and get my unruly ramone-esque mop of muppet hair cut. The little area right above my knees is starting to really hurt. Speaking of pain the cut on my finger, that I got while pretending to be a do gooding lazy super hero like Captain Planet, is now pretty much gone. Which only further proves my theory that I really am a super hero, more than likely of the powdered toast man variety, and can not be cut or bruised ... fight clubs here I come.

My sister is bitching about having to take the trash out ... seriously? I mean honestly her only job around the house is to take the trash out and then put a trash bag in the trash can. Usually she waits until it's over flowing and then forgets to put a bag in. Then she asks "I don't understand why you guys are incapable of taking it out when I'm not here" psh bitch please I don't see why you are incapable of rinsing out your nasty ass dishes or bringing your dishes in to the kitchen. How stupid.

I don't think I'll be getting a hair cut today either :\ the last time I got a haircut it took 2 months to convince someone to take me ... I really need to get my license.

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out of the position I was in a few minutes ago is like eating jello ... very unattractive.

I talk about the weirdest things with stephanie .. especially if I'm eating.

[her status says : whaaat]

make me koolaide?
fine ... I go make some myself
never mind I can't get up ...

LOL

mmm jello is better
and already made

i would have said yes ;P

it daaaaances

pfft

and makes gross squiggly noises
daaaaaance jello
random change in conversation that you don't need to know about but pretty much her mom asked her where she was
were you out sexing up the streets again stephaniee?
or out urinating on cars?

I can't eat this jello it won't stop moving

damn this jello and its dancey dancey

oh lawdy *imagines you watching jello dance

get in my tummy you fucking orange jelly
you should hear the noise it makes ... like it's laughing at me

I dont think jello is supposed to make noises..

it does if you shake it

O_o
such a strange child...

shake it like bowl of infuriating jello
it's such a gross noise
like cold squishy grossness but I can't stop

if you were living in a dorm at college i would account your jello-noise to second hand high and sleepless nights but... that's not the case here DX

oh I should mention that I'm eating the jello straight out of the bowl it was made in

is it a big bowl... *another crazy mental image*

but when you try to scoop jello out with a spoon it makes this weird suction noise
no it's a small bowl

aww

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jellooooooo
it's orange
the colour ... it tastes nothing like an orange but I'm pretty sure this is what the colour orange tastes like.

.... go me... for walking around the house in a white shirt and forgetting im not wearing a bra.

I wasn't wearing pants this morning because I forgot it was saturday and everyone would be home ... I spent like 10 minutes trying to find pants
my nose is cold
I need gloves

man i had a cheeseburger and some fries... i have no idea why i am chowing down on pasta and beef now

we had horribly tough steak
and baked potatoes ... but I decided to halfmash mine
*tatoes

lol
half masshhhhhh

sounds like asss

yes

eating jello is so unattractive
yeah i remember one time we went to home town buffet and my mom convinced jeremy and i to suck it up through a straw... this was when we were like... 7/8
it kept making the most god aweful sucking noise... then she got upset and told us to stop XD

I used to swish it around in my mouth like mouthwash

haha i know how that feels
it gets all squishy between the teeth

it's a weird noise

weird right?

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This is what I get, you know, for trying to save the planet.


[I bet Captain Planet doesn't have to deal with this kind of shit.]

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and I should have done the dishes hours ago ... when I wasn't sleepy

my ass was cold and I was about to fall through that giant window that plagues most of my nightly pictures.
[it's tried to kill me in the past ... the couch was in on it too.]

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Seriously I feel like I should be asleep I can hear everyone else breathing peacefully INS (in) a nice relaxing sort of way but me...no I here laying uncomfortably in my bed staring at a tiny screen Reading a mildly hilarious harry potter fanfiction. :/ I guess I could go back to wating youtube videos thenewno2's song 'another john doe' is always relaxing or I could watch random Ringo Starr clips until I fall asleep ... I also, am ashamed and embarassed to say, like listening to jhonen vasquez talk it's oddly soothing ... which is only a lot a bit confusing but I guess I won't fight it. LOL writing this blog makes me tired but I just know the minute I stop doing what makes me tired and I try to go to sleep I won't be able to. I need to learn how to clear my mind ... That is kind of a terrifying though isnt it a clear mind my mind is constantly going a thousand miles an hour and only stops for occasional melt downs it's why my dreams are so terrifying and my nightmares are so horrifyingly realistic that I thank whatever gods are in the sky that it was just a nightmare and the memory of it will soon pass as the days progress onwards. I can't even really imagine having a clear mind ... thinking of absolutely nothing it seems like a symptom of some social disease, like myspace. Gods, I am so fucking hungry right now it's stupid. My eyes are tired of being open but seriously guys if I turned this itouch off I can pretty much garuntee you that I'd just sit here until 8:24 am (when my alarm goes off) under my blanket, eyes closed thinking about how hungry I am and how it's probably going to kill me if I don't get something to eat immediately ... and maybe if I hear a creepy enough noise (or just some regular old noise really close to me) I'll hide under my covers conviinced ninja assasins (or hired hit men) are on the roof ready to kill me and wishing I had turned the fan on while I had the light on four hours ago because it's starting to get really hot under this blanket with my crazy ridiculous heater/furnace of a body and all my paniced breathing while also I hoping I don't suffocate in this unbareable heat. I'm getting sleepier I think this is working ... I'm fucking up more words faster than you can say 'cheeseyeggmcmuffinfromthemcdonaldsdownthstreetinohiobitches' six times fast ... What's really funny is that I can actually say that phrase incredibly fast. Holy shit I think I'm about to fall asleep or pass out I'm not entirely sure and I'm pretty sure I really don't care at this point since it is now like 4AM wow my head hurts.
G'night ... I hope.