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On ... Mash tatoes at popeyes while "working" XD oh man this job is lame. Not only that but I have to hold my itouch straight up and down three inches from my face to get any sort of signal even though it would say I have a full signal if I set it on the table ... El niño is what frankie well well your name is Francis France now my deranged little itouch because I distinctly remember naming you frankie avalon :/ guys my tummy hurts. I bought a pretty dress last night it was the last one. I should probably go back in to the BX and actually work ... I feel like I'm ditching class during finals or something. Ah dude the food court smells ridiculous its gross beyond gross really but I'm not sure what the smell is. So I'm going out this Saturday ... Ff wanted me to write ass how weird... Anyways we're going out to the outside somewhere. One question my lovely readers, what sort of footwear does one wear in the outdoors ? XD okay I think I'll start to think about moseying my lazy ass towards the frame of mind hinting at going back to work. Oh dear, that made no sense ... Not even on my head. I guess I could blog for 30 more minutes or something I'm sure you all would appreciate that seeing as I haven't updated in like a gazillion times infity a thousand billion million years. Wow overexaggeration is not your friend. Maybe I should go back to work or at the very least the toilet I nerd to pee a little. I took a picture the other day that's all ringo Starr peace and lovey to which rian commented " so you've stopped answering fan mail too?"psh I've never answered my own fan mail ... I don't even send mail let alone check the damn box. There's no mail box on ringo's hall closet door anyway so how on earth am I supposed to recieve all of your adoring letters to begin with?! Ok it's almost 1:30 so I guess I'll be making my way back to work now tara wth itouch? This thing wants me dead I tell you I should goback to Fabian with his bulky metallic pink body and his fun solitare games darn your sleek Internet access itouch yeah that's right ive revoked your name ... for now.

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the trouble is I don't even know how I got them ... one minute I didn't have them the next minute I turn around and I can't breathe.

The icy rain is coming down and it looks like snow on the ground, it sounded like the glass in my window was breaking [I thought "shit I can't sleep in my bed tonight" the fright of it all must have given me hiccups] as I looked out my window in awe of the snow likeness of it all I thought "did I just see it ... oh I wish I could see it falling" and then it started coming down harder so I leaned away from the window a little in an "oh shit is that hail coming at my face" kind of way and decided to say to myself "I wish it was snow " repeatedly. That's when I saw the lightning. I do really want to go run around in snowy looking outdoors but I don't fancy falling on my ass and being struck by lightning at 3:30 in the am.

These hiccups are terrible I'm afraid I'm going to vomit. Now it's just pouring down icy hellish rain . The sky is a pretty purplish type colour with increasingly frequent white blue lighting bolts darting through ... is this a bad 80's music video? My hair isn't big enough right now so I guess not :\

I'm kind of tired but these damn hiccups and this stupid ice storm are ruining my life. I can't even listen to the beatles christmas record outtakes and things on youtube because of these hiccups ... or start developing a Liverpudlian accent. You know just the other day I perfected an awesome godfather type mobbish voice ... it's pretty great. I was playing around with the southern accent I can do but mid way through I lost it to a new jersey type accent that was more than a little annoying ... I lost it every time I said the word "mobster" [What? I was watching a pretty boring hour of al capone nonsense that I've probably seen before on the history channel.]

I miss going to the park and playing in the rain ... and wandering around the base like crack addicts all hopped up on vamp at some random hour of the night.

Right now I'm kind of wondering why in the hell I got the windex out the other day ... and why it's still sitting out. huh. AHHHHDjhdkjhkjhsfuesfkj fuckign hiccups. It's not just that I feel like I can't breathe because I can't it's because they're really loud on top of everything else. How obnoxious of my hiccups ... I might need an excedrin ... it's times like these that I thank invisible things that I'm not a christian scientist. Hey, I think the rain has stopped .. and maybe my hiccups. I feel faint. No, seriously I feel a little dizzy. Were my hiccups brought on by my ability to slightly control the weather? With your powers combined am I really Captain Planet? Have I just come off a Captain Planet power high? ...yes that must be it the adrenalin is wearing off from putting asunder bad guys that like to loot and plunder. I should rest Oklahoma is in a state of emergency I guess fuck that idea captain planet powers will get me no where fighting mother nature that's just stupid I should think things through before typing them.

HO SHIT GUYS! I have a bruise!!!!!! Man, I don't remember the last time I had a bruise ... well I do but it went away like five minutes later. That's crazy it's like a maroon-ish burgundy. How exciting. I'm sorry if you guys find this totally bizarre but I seriously rarely bruise ... I once ran down the stairs as fast as I could and launched myself on to the love seat and collided with the arm on the opposite side full force knocking the air out of my wee little lungs just to answer the phone. There wasn't a bruise on me. But today I kind of fall down, hurt for half a second and there's a bruise? What kind of crazy shit is this? And how did I not notice this earlier? I took a picture just now and guess what ... TWO BRUISES!

this is ridiculous .. but at least my hiccups are gone.

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Well at about 4pm er well never mind it's almost 5 XD
Anyways it's cold and I feel like "LIVE BLOGGING"
KOCO News is crazy dramatic.
oh man I have nothing to say.
sorry for wasting your time.

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is mind numbing seriously I almost fell asleep deleting the spammy comments

GOOD NEWS!
inverarity has started uploading the second installment of Alexandra Quick ^-^ I'm so excited

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So I've been putting off sending out this random piece of mail and I thought "Oh it's early enough to put the mail out! Eh ... looks a little cold" I grabbed my big red pea coat and walked outside. Now the ground looks wet and I keep walking, being careful not to splash seeing as I was wearing my slip on canvas vans type shoes, and then BAM fell down right in front of the door ... and then sort of half hobbled to the mail box and prayed to everything in the sky that I didn't fall on the sidewalk in front of the mail box. Then my mom calls to see if my sister is home, she isn't, and I tell her about me falling on my ass she laughs and tells me I didn't take out the netflix. I grab the netflix, put my coat back on, and step out on the grass thinking it will be way less slick ... and then a big gust of icy wet wind nearly pushes me over.

IT'S BEEN SO WARM WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GLORIOUS GLOBAL WARMING?!
I hate Oklahoman winters. I wanna be back in California where it gets cold but at least I know what to expect [where icy sidewalks look icy] and never have to hear the sound of frozen tree limbs crashing down in the middle of the wintery silent night.